{"id":92,"date":"2004-04-27T13:46:37","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T17:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2009-03-10T13:46:56","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T17:46:56","slug":"golf-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Golf MACHINE"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">So very true to life&#8230;<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Other than the breaking and drowning of the clubs, this comic mirrors many of our golf experiences. Someday we shall be golf MASTERS. -tom<br \/>\nupdate: in retrospect, it almost looks like moe and derrik are locked in mortal combat. ah well. I&#8217;m learning! Aw heck, I decided to fix it. They no longer face each other- tom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So very true to life&#8230; Other than the breaking and drowning of the clubs, this comic mirrors many of our golf experiences. Someday we shall be golf MASTERS. -tom update: in retrospect, it almost looks like moe and derrik are locked in mortal combat. ah well. I&#8217;m learning! Aw heck, I decided to fix it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}