{"id":84,"date":"2004-04-13T13:43:56","date_gmt":"2004-04-13T17:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2009-03-10T13:44:28","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T17:44:28","slug":"fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">That Coke Machine<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Does anyone else wonder just what that damn Coke machine dispenses? The 2nd button looks like a horn. I&#8217;ve never seen a Coke machine that has horns for sale, but maybe I&#8217;m not looking hard enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That Coke Machine Does anyone else wonder just what that damn Coke machine dispenses? The 2nd button looks like a horn. I&#8217;ve never seen a Coke machine that has horns for sale, but maybe I&#8217;m not looking hard enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}