{"id":82,"date":"2004-04-09T13:42:28","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T17:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2009-03-10T13:43:43","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T17:43:43","slug":"waiter-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Waiter Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"No Gravatar

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It’s Two for One Day<\/span><\/h2>\n

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Tom sent me an alternate version of the strip, with more dramatic silences. It actually works pretty well. I need to look into the dramatic silence option in some scripts I think. Here’s the Earth 2 Version<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The funny part about this strip is when Tom first read it he thought I was just being too weird. I had to assure him that waiters do in fact get customers like this. I’ve heard much weirder stories from Paula & Ray. Perhaps someday I should do something with Paula’s story of a lady bringing in her own plate at Bill Knapp’s…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s Two for One Day Tom sent me an alternate version of the strip, with more dramatic silences. It actually works pretty well. I need to look into the dramatic silence option in some scripts I think. Here’s the Earth 2 Version. The funny part about this strip is when Tom first read it he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}