{"id":40,"date":"2004-01-30T11:26:37","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T15:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2009-03-10T11:27:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T15:27:17","slug":"new-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"New Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">Anger&#8230;so angry<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I just got off the phone with Sprint PCS &#8220;Customer Service&#8221;, and I&#8217;m so angry right now that I could literally take a hammer to the phone and just smash it. So I don&#8217;t have anything interesting to say, just trying to mellow out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anger&#8230;so angry I just got off the phone with Sprint PCS &#8220;Customer Service&#8221;, and I&#8217;m so angry right now that I could literally take a hammer to the phone and just smash it. So I don&#8217;t have anything interesting to say, just trying to mellow out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}