{"id":390,"date":"2009-09-10T23:25:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T03:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=390"},"modified":"2009-09-10T23:25:56","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T03:25:56","slug":"moe-short-circuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"MOE SHORT CIRCUIT"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=33fb6006ed91de69d1926d8659325ae0&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p>I tried to spruce this up a bit by making Moetron give Derrik the international &#8220;I&#8217;m watching you&#8221; signal while Moe isn&#8217;t looking. I think it came across&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried to spruce this up a bit by making Moetron give Derrik the international &#8220;I&#8217;m watching you&#8221; signal while Moe isn&#8217;t looking. I think it came across&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":391,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions\/391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}