{"id":359,"date":"2009-07-28T22:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T02:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2009-07-28T22:03:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T02:03:08","slug":"couchin-aint-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"Couchin&#8217; Ain&#8217;t Easy"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=33fb6006ed91de69d1926d8659325ae0&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p>Ray punched up the strip a bit from his original draft. Thus the original title of &#8220;bathroom break&#8221; didn&#8217;t seem to apply anymore. So I came up with a new title! This is why they don&#8217;t let me write.<\/p>\n<p>(I also tried a squared-up view of Derrek (rather than from the side), may be a little too muscular looking? Thoughts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ray punched up the strip a bit from his original draft. Thus the original title of &#8220;bathroom break&#8221; didn&#8217;t seem to apply anymore. So I came up with a new title! This is why they don&#8217;t let me write. (I also tried a squared-up view of Derrek (rather than from the side), may be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":361,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions\/361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}