{"id":310,"date":"2009-05-19T10:10:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T14:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=310"},"modified":"2009-05-19T10:10:46","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T14:10:46","slug":"wiiiiiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Wiiiiiii"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d31f77c46977a74a16274496dfadbbef&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p>Since there was such an uproar over us missing Friday&#8217;s strip, I&#8217;d like to take the opportunity to address the issue here.\u00c2\u00a0 Tom was living the high life in North Carolina, but had some master plan to remote desktop into his computer at home and draw it up.\u00c2\u00a0 That failed, and by the time I heard the bad news, it was late and I was too tired to draw one of my patented fill-in strips.\u00c2\u00a0 So we&#8217;ve decided that Friday never happened!\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s dead to us.<\/p>\n<p>I have no comment on the strip itself, except to note that it must be one of Ray&#8217;s scripts.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m pretty sure I would never have used the word construed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since there was such an uproar over us missing Friday&#8217;s strip, I&#8217;d like to take the opportunity to address the issue here.\u00c2\u00a0 Tom was living the high life in North Carolina, but had some master plan to remote desktop into his computer at home and draw it up.\u00c2\u00a0 That failed, and by the time I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}