{"id":298,"date":"2009-05-01T00:01:30","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T04:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=298"},"modified":"2009-04-30T22:51:03","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T02:51:03","slug":"derek-gets-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"Derek Gets A Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=33fb6006ed91de69d1926d8659325ae0&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p>I think this is the official half-way mark for this arc. The original script calls for a becky person. Try as I might I can&#8217;t draw a girl, luckily I think this\u00c2\u00a0strip works without her being present.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0But, I better figure it out quick as she has some lines in a few more scripts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think this is the official half-way mark for this arc. The original script calls for a becky person. Try as I might I can&#8217;t draw a girl, luckily I think this\u00c2\u00a0strip works without her being present.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0But, I better figure it out quick as she has some lines in a few more scripts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":299,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}