{"id":257,"date":"2009-03-19T00:01:30","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T04:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=257"},"modified":"2009-03-16T22:19:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T02:19:08","slug":"the-expendables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"The Expendables!"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=33fb6006ed91de69d1926d8659325ae0&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p>I actually had a hand in writing this one! I tossed out some less than appropriate ideas and these guys crafted them into the strip you see now. I figured I better post it before they decided to scrap it all together! I think I will let one of the other guys post the comic next time. I can&#8217;t handle all the pressure of posting the main story!<\/p>\n<p>This is the article that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2009\/01\/06\/mickey-rourke-joins-the-expendables\/\">makes me weep with joy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually had a hand in writing this one! I tossed out some less than appropriate ideas and these guys crafted them into the strip you see now. I figured I better post it before they decided to scrap it all together! I think I will let one of the other guys post the comic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":260,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions\/260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}