{"id":182,"date":"2004-09-24T14:23:45","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T18:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=182"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:24:05","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:24:05","slug":"turtle-the-finale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"Turtle: The Finale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">Fooled Ya!<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>See he wasn&#8217;t really dead! And dave&#8217;s not a heartless monster&#8230;. maybe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dave &#8211; I really am a heartless monster. He was supposed to be dead after the first strip, but Tom started complaining how all I ever do is kill off any new animal he comes up with. So I relented. But he&#8217;s still on my hit list, so watch out Turtle&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fooled Ya! See he wasn&#8217;t really dead! And dave&#8217;s not a heartless monster&#8230;. maybe&#8230; Dave &#8211; I really am a heartless monster. He was supposed to be dead after the first strip, but Tom started complaining how all I ever do is kill off any new animal he comes up with. So I relented. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":183,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions\/183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}