{"id":176,"date":"2004-09-14T14:21:18","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T18:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=176"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:22:20","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:22:20","slug":"turtle-turtle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"Turtle Turtle"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">Hoo Haaa<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tom &#8211; Well ninjas kept me from getting this posted up earlier today&#8230;. Anyway, enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>David &#8211; Anytime Tom comes up with ideas for drawing new animals I like to do <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=136\">mean things<\/a> to them as quickly as possible.  It stops him from getting uppity and thinking he can be creative!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoo Haaa Tom &#8211; Well ninjas kept me from getting this posted up earlier today&#8230;. Anyway, enjoy! David &#8211; Anytime Tom comes up with ideas for drawing new animals I like to do mean things to them as quickly as possible. It stops him from getting uppity and thinking he can be creative!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}