{"id":174,"date":"2004-09-10T14:20:16","date_gmt":"2004-09-10T18:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=174"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:20:41","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:20:41","slug":"i-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"I KILL YOU"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">Base 9 anyone?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You know, if humans only had 9 fingers, I bet we&#8217;d be celebrating this 81st comic just like we&#8217;ll end up doing for the 100th. Except we&#8217;d have to do 19 less strips! Stupid 10th finger, always screwing me over!<\/p>\n<p>I thought this was a very appropriate comment since Paula &amp; I just watched Suicide Kings last night. If you&#8217;ve seen it, you know what I&#8217;m talking about. If not, you should check it out. I love watching Christopher Walken dominate a movie screen.<\/p>\n<p>And for that matter, poor Derek &amp; Moe only have 8 fingers each.  That just throws everything off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Base 9 anyone? You know, if humans only had 9 fingers, I bet we&#8217;d be celebrating this 81st comic just like we&#8217;ll end up doing for the 100th. Except we&#8217;d have to do 19 less strips! Stupid 10th finger, always screwing me over! I thought this was a very appropriate comment since Paula &amp; I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":175,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}