{"id":170,"date":"2004-09-03T14:19:20","date_gmt":"2004-09-03T18:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=170"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:19:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:19:38","slug":"bat-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"Bat Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">I hate that<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last night we were at the Lions&#8217; game and some guy behind me spent like 5 minutes trying to get someone in a suite to see him. &#8220;Look at the goalpost. Yeah, we&#8217;re in row 30 behind that. I&#8217;m waving my hands! And wearing a black shirt. Okay, can you see the aisle by the goalpost? Now go up that and look 8 seats in around the middle of the section.&#8221; It was very annoying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate that Last night we were at the Lions&#8217; game and some guy behind me spent like 5 minutes trying to get someone in a suite to see him. &#8220;Look at the goalpost. Yeah, we&#8217;re in row 30 behind that. I&#8217;m waving my hands! And wearing a black shirt. Okay, can you see the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":171,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions\/171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}