{"id":166,"date":"2004-08-27T14:18:15","date_gmt":"2004-08-27T18:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:18:30","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:18:30","slug":"home-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Home Early"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">I&#8217;m so nice<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tom really likes comics that use awkward silences, so I decided to hook him up. Kind of an odd thing to be a fan of. I mean, that&#8217;s like me saying I really enjoy furniture built with 3&#8243; screws. But hey, whatever works. My theory is that he says he likes them just because it&#8217;s easier to draw awkward silence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so nice Tom really likes comics that use awkward silences, so I decided to hook him up. Kind of an odd thing to be a fan of. I mean, that&#8217;s like me saying I really enjoy furniture built with 3&#8243; screws. But hey, whatever works. My theory is that he says he likes them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}