{"id":148,"date":"2004-07-27T14:10:31","date_gmt":"2004-07-27T18:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:11:10","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:11:10","slug":"i-love-the-circus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"I love the circus"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">Death never lasts around here<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I knew if we left poor Scratchy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=132\">dead<\/a> that all our fans would revolt.  Besides, it&#8217;s more fun to torment those cute kitties.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Friday brings an exciting new character to the land of Monkey House.  Be ready!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Death never lasts around here I knew if we left poor Scratchy dead that all our fans would revolt. Besides, it&#8217;s more fun to torment those cute kitties. In other news, Friday brings an exciting new character to the land of Monkey House. Be ready!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":149,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}