{"id":138,"date":"2004-07-13T14:05:56","date_gmt":"2004-07-13T18:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:07:30","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:07:30","slug":"thats-2-to-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s 2 to 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\"><strong>I&#8217;m winning<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>I can&#8217;t actually draw anything, so I didn&#8217;t want to use a real script on this travesty. So I figured it would be more fun to make fun of Tom until he replaces this with a regular comic. (If he does) And besides, he&#8217;s missed 2 deadlines now, whereas I&#8217;ve only left him scriptless once! So I&#8217;m winning!<\/p>\n<p>I believe the last time I had to fill in he was also in Three Rivers. Since he wants to flee Metro Detroit as soon as possible for what I affectionately refer to as the boonies, I may have to audition new artists once the lethean waters there have him in their grasp fulltime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m winning I can&#8217;t actually draw anything, so I didn&#8217;t want to use a real script on this travesty. So I figured it would be more fun to make fun of Tom until he replaces this with a regular comic. (If he does) And besides, he&#8217;s missed 2 deadlines now, whereas I&#8217;ve only left him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}