{"id":132,"date":"2004-07-01T14:03:24","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T18:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:04:13","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:04:13","slug":"poor-scratchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Poor Scratchy"},"content":{"rendered":"No Gravatar

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TAA DAA<\/span><\/h2>\n

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Since dave failed to send me a strip it was up to me to be the hero and not only DRAW the strip but to write it as well… I thought it came out pretty well but you’ll probably need to read this strip<\/a> for maximum funny-ness.<\/p>\n

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I have no excuse. I am in fact, a horrible horrible person, and I commend Tom for his last minute rescue!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TAA DAA Since dave failed to send me a strip it was up to me to be the hero and not only DRAW the strip but to write it as well… I thought it came out pretty well but you’ll probably need to read this strip for maximum funny-ness. ———————– I have no excuse. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}