{"id":13,"date":"2003-12-16T07:45:34","date_gmt":"2003-12-16T14:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2009-03-10T07:46:16","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T14:46:16","slug":"a-public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"A Public Service Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p>Remember kids, friends don&#8217;t let friends dress up to see a freaking movie! It gives us well-adjusted geeks a bad name. I&#8217;m not 100% happy with this script. The wording feels a little awkward to me, but I had to share the message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember kids, friends don&#8217;t let friends dress up to see a freaking movie! It gives us well-adjusted geeks a bad name. I&#8217;m not 100% happy with this script. The wording feels a little awkward to me, but I had to share the message.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/14"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}