{"id":129,"date":"2004-06-29T14:01:44","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T18:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=129"},"modified":"2009-03-10T14:02:07","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T18:02:07","slug":"more-road-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"More Road Trip!"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">We don&#8217;t pay as well<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ray made an interesting observation the other day. He pointed out that we update the same days as the Big Game Lottery. It&#8217;s like Christmas every Tuesday &amp; Friday! I don&#8217;t actually play the lottery, since I figure my chances of finding a winning lottery ticket are pretty much the same as buying one. There&#8217;s a group of people at work that are in a lottery club, and the guy who collects the money sits across from me. They&#8217;ve been doing it for about 6 months now, and the group as a whole has about $20 to show for it. I&#8217;ve suggested they just burn their money and dance around it. Same effect, but you get a better story out of it my way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We don&#8217;t pay as well Ray made an interesting observation the other day. He pointed out that we update the same days as the Big Game Lottery. It&#8217;s like Christmas every Tuesday &amp; Friday! I don&#8217;t actually play the lottery, since I figure my chances of finding a winning lottery ticket are pretty much the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}