{"id":115,"date":"2004-06-04T13:56:48","date_gmt":"2004-06-04T17:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2009-03-10T13:57:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T17:57:38","slug":"kitty-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Kitty Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http:\/\/www.gravatar.com\/avatar.php?gravatar_id=17244cec2662027c88ac28454e104970&amp;default=http:\/\/use.perl.org\/images\/pix.gif' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40\/><p><strong><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: green;\">You thought I was joking!<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As I promised in the news posting from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monkey.dntweb.com\/?p=109\">Strip 50<\/a>, here&#8217;s the adventures of two cute kittens travelling across the country. I think my brain may be permanently damaged by this strip, so it&#8217;s a pretty safe bet to say that we&#8217;ll return to the normal Monkey House on Tuesday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You thought I was joking! As I promised in the news posting from Strip 50, here&#8217;s the adventures of two cute kittens travelling across the country. I think my brain may be permanently damaged by this strip, so it&#8217;s a pretty safe bet to say that we&#8217;ll return to the normal Monkey House on Tuesday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.monkey-house.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}